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I'm sparrow, a 20-something year old from the UK - Hi!

I'm mostly in the Glee fandom but I'm always keen to branch out!

OTP(s): LoVe, Kurtbastian

Other Ships: Klaine, Johnlock

Oh I'm also a massive computer geek so that sort of stuff might slip in here now and again, sorry about that!

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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kurtbastian hiatus projectweek three
day six: other

tagged: Ahahahaha  
Jul 27 + 197 notes » via sexbornsmythe © bastiangst
20011isnow asked:
Chapter 5?

Okay so this is my official public apology for being SO DAMN SLOW with the next chapter of Stray From What You Are! I know, it’s been ages, and it makes me sad too!

It is coming, I promise, I’ve just had a super-hectic week this week and in all likelihood will have a super-hectic week next week as well (This is what happens when it’s my birthday on Wednesday and the boy’s birthday on Sunday!) but I’m doing my very best to carve out chunks of writing time in amongst the madness!

But honestly, feel free to continue to poke-and-prod my inbox - it’s seriously the best motivation ever!

Jul 27

kurtbastian hiatus projectweek three
day two: road trip

tagged: This is adorable  
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This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

Jul 22 + 271,020 notes » via hearteyesanderson © mishasteaparty

kurtbastian hiatus projectweek three
day one: camping

tagged: dawww  
Jul 22 + 335 notes » via sexbornsmythe © bastiangst


In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

Jul 22 + 84,401 notes » via sexbornsmythe © textsfromdisneyprincesses


This is a Lucky Organizational Chris. With LOC on your dash, you will be 15% more productive today. Reblog LOC to help others with their productivity.

Jul 21 + 2,425 notes » via pepperroxd © chriscolferblog

Stray From What You Are - Chapter 4


Pairing: Sebklaine (with side-orders of Klaine, Seblaine and Kurtbastian…phew!)
Rating: NC-17 
Word count: 5,859
Warnings: Polyamory, D/s, Fantasy Universe.
Beta: The amazing lilinas, who else?

The Kingdom of Aldern has always been ruled by a magical guardian of royal heritage, and their non-royal political consort. When Dominant political advisor Sebastian Smythe hears from his submissive Blaine Anderson that Crown Prince Kurt Hummel has begun his search for a consort, he sees a perfect opportunity for a bit of social climbing - and if he gets a piece of royal ass in the process then so much the better.

Unfortunately Sebastian forgot to read the small-print; there’s a lot more to this union than simple politics, and soon he finds himself on the outskirts of a budding relationship between Kurt and Blaine. If he’s not careful he’s going to lose everything he’s ever worked for, and his submissive to boot.

But maybe, if he plays his cards right, he’ll win something better than he ever imagined possible.

GKM Fill for prompt HERE

Ao3 Link Link Link

Morning reblog! I’ve also added this to, in case people prefer to read there.

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I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

tagged:  httyd  
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